We come across hundreds of people in our lives. Some are great to have in our company but others are OK for a ‘Hi, Hello and Namaste‘… But some of those are a really murder! They would bore you, irritate you, be super annoying and just make you want to kill them with your bare hands!
But if you are good at blocking somebody mentally and doing heavy calculus or running a whole 3 hrs. long Hindi Bollywood movie in your brain, you probably don’t need to avoid them.
1. The Miss Boreganza(s)..Aaahhaaa..
You will feel what you can clearly understand as opposite of ‘alive’ with them. Everything about them is boring, their baatein, thier shauk, their choice of kapde and ugghhh their time table!
They will never ever allow you to speak. Try speaking a word, and bamm..there will come a blow of their much more interesting story! Of course you can speak when they are finished, when you have said goodbye, and are back home.
Pata hai, kal Mrs. Khanna ke husband raat ke do baje ghar aaye! And even if that’s two in the night, you can trust her for the news! But of course, not ‘with’ the news! After all, when a woman has that much information in her paet, she would of course unload her bojh on you.
Bhai Rs.500 honge kya? Agle hafte wapas kar dunga. These are your brothers from another ,others who will never have enough money for anything unless of course you help them out. And returning? Tu toh apna bhai hai yaar!
And these brothers have sisters, who will knock your door for everything, ‘Thodi shakkar milegi?‘, ‘Shampoo khatam ho gaya, thoda dena didi‘. And of course you can predict, when you need it, ‘Arey abhi abhi khatam hua‘!
Somehow, the population of these very annoying breed of west infested Indians is growing too fast. They will wear night masks, drink mineral water and and watch Hollywood movies ONLY and when you speak to them, they will be like, ‘Sorry, mera Hindi weak hai‘.
These pure satans will make it a hell for you. No matter what you say,how you say, what you do and how; it will all be faulty! And don’t worry, they will ‘guide’ you through it’s correct way! One thing’s for definite, you won’t crib while killing them!