Some things are just impossible to be true. Nope. Not even good enough to imagine. But yes… we dearly and whole heartedly wish some of them to change soon… maybe starting this new year. Amen.
1. Newspapers without a single story of rape or murder.
We don’t even need to say anything on this. It is enough of this
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2. Deodrant ads without a single girl dropping or appearing out of nowhere.
Please you ad makers. Stop portraying us girls like some parasite or an angry swarm of bees! We have our brains. And if you do not, we would be happy to lend you some to make better and meaningful advertisements!
3. Winters without tea or this.
Tea doesn’t have to go.. but a good warm home without the need for this is really desired.
4. Samosa without aaloo..
No. Chowmein, mutton, paneer and god knows what crap samosa can never ever replace the classic! But this one we don’t want ever to change… But wait…
We even have the world’s greatest song ever to support our theory. Need we even mention this is something we needa change!! Uff… terrible meaningless songs!
5. Girls’ hostel without swarming guys outside. Jhalak dikhla ja.
Get a life guys.
image source/ Balaji Motion Pictures
6. Shahrukh Khan movie without this. (Or something much similar).
C’mon King Khan don’t make us regret on giving you this title. Make some better movies and please off with this cheesy act already!
image source/ Yash Raj Films
7. Going to a wedding without even one over enthusiastic auntyji mentioning ‘you are next’.
God save the youngsters from these vicious aunties!! The nation wants to know… why? Just say why are you so badly after our lives?!!
image source/ Nadiawala Grandsons Entertainment- Eros International
8. The first day of a New Year without a hangover.
What’s the fun in drowning the very first day in a bottle of liquor? Stay aware and alert… give a better start to your New Year.
image source/ UTV Motion Pictures
9. One Sajid Khan movie with something genuinely laughable. (No your self pity doesn’t count)
Oh God!! Save us please!! Please stop the torture!!
10. A neta without any controversial statement, raising question over his/her sane mental condition.
Enough of these uneducated, ignorant, self-righteous and selfish men. We want leaders not stupid politicians.
11. Making a new year resolution and actually following it.
Now that is something we all want. Some times to better ourselves and at others to make his world a better place. Go do it!
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