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13 Bollywood Dialogues That Are Just Perfect For Your Everyday Situations

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Bollywood has a treasure of amazing and bone tickling dialogues that you can actually use in your real life situations, umm… that is, if you are swift enough to escape the beating from the person you are conversing with!! ūüėČ

1. Your best friend when he is trying to console you on a yet another rejection by a girl..

“Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi … tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi” (Wanted)

13 Bollywood Dialogues That Are Just Perfect For Your Everyday Situations

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2. You when your mom pulls your ear on getting back home late.

“Mushkil toh yeh hai ki main abhi theek tarah se bhigda bhi nahi … aur tumne sudhaarna shuru kar diya” (Once Upon A Time In¬†Mumbai)

13 Bollywood Dialogues That Are Just Perfect For Your Everyday Situations

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3. You when your doubts you will ever get the shopping list right, that mom gave you…

“Don’t underestimate the power of a common man”. (Chennai Express)

13 Bollywood Dialogues That Are Just Perfect For Your Everyday Situations

 

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4. You while blackmailing your friend into doing your assignment.

“Tension lene ka nahin, sirf dene ka” (Munnabhai MBBS- 2003)

13 Bollywood Dialogues That Are Just Perfect For Your Everyday Situations

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5. Your girlfriend when she¬†takes you to watch the most girly, romantic, weepy movie and you are barely breathing by the interval…

“Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost” (Om Shanti Om)

13 Bollywood Dialogues That Are Just Perfect For Your Everyday Situations

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6. You when you have to take your girlfriend on a never ending trip to the mall shopping…

“Ek baat main samajh gaya hoon. Ladki aur rocket aapko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain” (Raanjhana)

13 Bollywood Dialogues That Are Just Perfect For Your Everyday Situations

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7. You when you silently fart into the night and people have to cough their way back to force out the toxic gas from their lungs..

“Jo main bolta hu wo main karta hu, aur jo main nahin bolta wo main definitely karta hu” (Rowdy Rathore- 2012)

13 Bollywood Dialogues That Are Just Perfect For Your Everyday Situations

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8. When your mom or her baking class wali friend start on the quest to find a suitable groom/bride for you…

“22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chokri, 30 pe bachche, 60 pe retirement … aur phir maut ka intezaar … dhat aaisi ghisi piti life thodi jeena chahta hoon” (Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani)

13 Bollywood Dialogues That Are Just Perfect For Your Everyday Situations

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9. You while explaining to your parents visiting you in your PG; why your dirty underwears are on your bed or why the month old pizza cartons making your room a stink bin..

“Yeh aadat ab nahi jaane waali hai … yeh toh woh biwi hai joh saath rehkar satayegi aur talaq bhi nahi degi” (Ashiqui 2)

13 Bollywood Dialogues That Are Just Perfect For Your Everyday Situations

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10. You when you finally manage to clear all your picchle paap of back papers and proudly take your marksheet home…

“Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?” (Dabaangg)

13 Bollywood Dialogues That Are Just Perfect For Your Everyday Situations

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11. You when you have been forced to go pick your distant relative from the airport..

“Duniya mein teen cheezen hoti zaroor hai lekin kisi ne dekhi nahin … bhooton ka sansar, saccha wala pyar aur Bahattar Singh ki raftaar” (Khiladi 786)

13 Bollywood Dialogues That Are Just Perfect For Your Everyday Situations

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12. You when your girlfriend wants you to kick the a** of the 6 ft. hulk built, guys who maybe gawking at her (hopefully, harmlessly)..

“Agar main hero ban gaya toh pehchaan bura maan jaaegi” (Once Upon A Time In Mumbai Dobara)

13 Bollywood Dialogues That Are Just Perfect For Your Everyday Situations

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13. You when you are crooning early morning in the most annoying voice that yours is… and everyone’s begging to stop!

“Star toh wohi ban sakta hai … jiski aawaz sunkar, jiske geet sunkar … dil kahe seeti maar” (Ashiqui 2)

13 Bollywood Dialogues That Are Just Perfect For Your Everyday Situations

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