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15 Compliments That Make You Overtly Suspicious If They Were Actually Compliments Or Insults In Disguise!

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It’s always good to hear a few words of praises for yourself, be it for look or your work. It gives one a moral boost and makes him confident. However, sometimes you actually have to wonder was that compliment genuine or just a fancy attempt at sarcasm!

But most of the times it’s just your over anxious brain that’s reading between the lines!!

1. I love your hair. Which shampoo do you use?

I bet she means.. ‘LOL what is that growing on your head? Jhadu?’

15 Compliments That Make You Overtly Suspicious If They Were Actually Compliments Or Insults In Disguise!

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2. Have you been dieting? That’s really working wonders for you yaar!

With these love handles hugging my body tighter than my Jalandhar wali phuphi whenever she visits, she can’t possibly mean it! Bitch!

15 Compliments That Make You Overtly Suspicious If They Were Actually Compliments Or Insults In Disguise!

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3. You look great! Have you been working out?

Ya ya okhay!! I’ll hit the gym. You don’t need to be so sarcastic Miss Match Stick!!

15 Compliments That Make You Overtly Suspicious If They Were Actually Compliments Or Insults In Disguise!

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4. That’s a fabulous dress! Where did you get it?

OK now that’s a mean attempt to tell me to stop buying from sales!

15 Compliments That Make You Overtly Suspicious If They Were Actually Compliments Or Insults In Disguise!

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5. It’s looking so pretty on you!

Fine bitch! I’m looking like a goose! But guess what that Gucci top isn’t flattering you either!

15 Compliments That Make You Overtly Suspicious If They Were Actually Compliments Or Insults In Disguise!

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6. You smell great. What is that; Chanel?

That’s sweat and grime. OK I get it. I should have bathed this morning.

15 Compliments That Make You Overtly Suspicious If They Were Actually Compliments Or Insults In Disguise!

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7. You don’t look like you’re about to hit your 30!

Ya ya ya!! I’m 33 so what?!!

15 Compliments That Make You Overtly Suspicious If They Were Actually Compliments Or Insults In Disguise!

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8. You look just as beautiful as in your Facebook pics.

OK so you discovered they were photoshoped! Now what?!!

15 Compliments That Make You Overtly Suspicious If They Were Actually Compliments Or Insults In Disguise!

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9. You should put make up more often. It’s made you glow.

You mean I’m looking like a joker! Thank you so much.

15 Compliments That Make You Overtly Suspicious If They Were Actually Compliments Or Insults In Disguise!

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10. Your style is so unique.

Don’t give me that shit. I know you want to say lousy and stupid!

15 Compliments That Make You Overtly Suspicious If They Were Actually Compliments Or Insults In Disguise!

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11. You are nothing like other girls.

What do you mean?!! I am like a dude! I walk like one..snot…Oh God nooo!!

15 Compliments That Make You Overtly Suspicious If They Were Actually Compliments Or Insults In Disguise!

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12. You speak so well. I can go on listening to you!

OK Fine!! I’ll shut up! Now happy… are we?!!

15 Compliments That Make You Overtly Suspicious If They Were Actually Compliments Or Insults In Disguise!

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13. Your chhole bhature are out of this world.

Hmmm… you mean fit for the consumption of the aliens. Not human beings. Is it?

15 Compliments That Make You Overtly Suspicious If They Were Actually Compliments Or Insults In Disguise!

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14. Wow! You are so artistic!

All right! Nobody asked you to buy my art! Fine ! If you don’t like it! I’ll hang it in my store room!

15 Compliments That Make You Overtly Suspicious If They Were Actually Compliments Or Insults In Disguise!

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15. You are perfect for him.

What are you trying to imply?!! I am not good enough for my boyfriend?!! An you think you are?  BITCH!!

15 Compliments That Make You Overtly Suspicious If They Were Actually Compliments Or Insults In Disguise!

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