When you are off on your first date you are full of hopes for a wonderful evening and maybe a great future too. But half of those times you are met with utter disappointment and all along those long and intolerable hours your mind is feverishly begging you to spat at him for being such a jerk! So, if you too have been on such a disastrous date, you would definitely relate to these questions which you so desperately wanted to ask him but only held back for the sake of, you know, politeness!
1. Do you have any stories where there’s no guns, or sixes and fours or say chicks?
2. Don’t you wish you could go back in time and stop yourself from getting those tattoos?
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3. Do you want me to read the menu for you?
4. Hi. Now that you have got yourself well acquainted with the twins, would you like to know my name?
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5. Was the emptying of the whole bottle of cologne on yourself, an accident or that’s just your thing?
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6. Just imagine for a second you won a lottery of 10 Lakh rupees. Now tell me, would you still ask your date to do ‘contri’ on the bill?
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7. What do you want to be when you grow up?
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8. Do you surf incognito or do you have to clear your porn history daily?
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9. Suppose, if all your drunk and partying pics on Facebook get deleted by mistake, do you think any picture would be left?
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10. Hey nice haircut. Do you still play truth and dare?
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11. So, how many times have you got rejected?
12. Oh shoot! You should have told me we are going to an 80s theme party!
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13. When was the last time you had any desert?
14. What time did you say you had to leave?
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15. So, shall I drop you or your mom’s coming to pick you up?
16. Do you have enough bus-money?
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