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16 Things You Desperately Want To Say To Her On The First Date That You Probably Musn’t

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A first date is always special. But often your hopes of a wonderful evening with a charming and a beautiful girl turns out to be quite boring and annoying, everything that you had hoped not for. In that scenario when you can hardly stand her or her nonsensical antics, you are practically at a war with yourself when one side is trying to look all gentlemanly and interested and other half is dying to say these things to her!

1. When did you stop growing, sweet 16 or cutesy 5?

16 Things You Desperately Want To Say To Her On The First Date That You Probably Musn't

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2. Sorry, they don’t serve pink ponies for desert.

16 Things You Desperately Want To Say To Her On The First Date That You Probably Musn't

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3. Could you take that selfie with me leaving in the background?

16 Things You Desperately Want To Say To Her On The First Date That You Probably Musn't

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4. Please let me read the menu. It’s not written by Kafka… It would be an insult to your high intellect.

16 Things You Desperately Want To Say To Her On The First Date That You Probably Musn't

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5. Hey you are so early for our second date!

16 Things You Desperately Want To Say To Her On The First Date That You Probably Musn't

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6. Just imagine you won a lottery of say 10 lakh rupees. Would you still pretend not to notice when the bill arrives?

16 Things You Desperately Want To Say To Her On The First Date That You Probably Musn't

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7. Now that you have scanned every clothing of mine for brand and price, would you like to know my name?

16 Things You Desperately Want To Say To Her On The First Date That You Probably Musn't

 

 

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8. Suppose if all your pouting and hair flipping pics on Facebook get deleted by mistake, do you think any picture would be left?

16 Things You Desperately Want To Say To Her On The First Date That You Probably Musn't

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9. Hey you look great. Is your photoshoot scheduled here?

16 Things You Desperately Want To Say To Her On The First Date That You Probably Musn't

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10. So how many guys did you reject who aren’t Brad Pitt?

16 Things You Desperately Want To Say To Her On The First Date That You Probably Musn't

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11. Oh shit! I must have missed your mail that said this meeting had a colour code; pink!

16 Things You Desperately Want To Say To Her On The First Date That You Probably Musn't

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12. Wow! Let me guess… That’s you who holds the record for speaking for the longest duration in one breath, isn’t it?

16 Things You Desperately Want To Say To Her On The First Date That You Probably Musn't

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13. So, what do you do apart from surfing the net for make-up and hairstyle tutorials?

16 Things You Desperately Want To Say To Her On The First Date That You Probably Musn't

 

14. I know what you should order. Water? You know that’s the only badass on the menu, that doesn’t have any calories.

16 Things You Desperately Want To Say To Her On The First Date That You Probably Musn't

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15. You must be getting late for your second date get-together. When do you say we should leave?

16 Things You Desperately Want To Say To Her On The First Date That You Probably Musn't

 

16. Where shall I drive you to next? Hawaii?

16 Things You Desperately Want To Say To Her On The First Date That You Probably Musn't

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