A first date is always special. But often your hopes of a wonderful evening with a charming and a beautiful girl turns out to be quite boring and annoying, everything that you had hoped not for. In that scenario when you can hardly stand her or her nonsensical antics, you are practically at a war with yourself when one side is trying to look all gentlemanly and interested and other half is dying to say these things to her!
1. When did you stop growing, sweet 16 or cutesy 5?
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2. Sorry, they don’t serve pink ponies for desert.
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3. Could you take that selfie with me leaving in the background?
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4. Please let me read the menu. It’s not written by Kafka… It would be an insult to your high intellect.
5. Hey you are so early for our second date!
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6. Just imagine you won a lottery of say 10 lakh rupees. Would you still pretend not to notice when the bill arrives?
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7. Now that you have scanned every clothing of mine for brand and price, would you like to know my name?
8. Suppose if all your pouting and hair flipping pics on Facebook get deleted by mistake, do you think any picture would be left?
9. Hey you look great. Is your photoshoot scheduled here?
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10. So how many guys did you reject who aren’t Brad Pitt?
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11. Oh shit! I must have missed your mail that said this meeting had a colour code; pink!
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12. Wow! Let me guess… That’s you who holds the record for speaking for the longest duration in one breath, isn’t it?
13. So, what do you do apart from surfing the net for make-up and hairstyle tutorials?
14. I know what you should order. Water? You know that’s the only badass on the menu, that doesn’t have any calories.
15. You must be getting late for your second
date get-together. When do you say we should leave?
16. Where shall I drive you to next? Hawaii?
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