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19 Most Common Lies We All Say Almost Everyday But Never Admit It

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A great personality once said, ‘Jhoot par toh duniya kayam hai‘! So true…if we did not know how to lie and when and what….we would have been such a mess! All that we are now is because of the lies we say… I know I know…it’s sounding very shallow…but just check these common lies and you would realize you too say them almost each day!

1. I’m just about to reach.

And that is when I’m right there in my jammies and not even have brushed my teeth yet!

19 Most Common Lies We Say Almost Everyday

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2. Oh did you call? Sorry, I missed it.

Silent key is the greatest invention of all. Just shut your phone up to escape talking to a bore, isn’t it?

19 Most Common Lies We Say Almost Everyday

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3. Sorry can’t make it today. I am sick.

I’m sick because, I’m denying you help you move when all I’ll be doing at home is sit in front of the T.V. and chomp on pizza!

19 Most Common Lies We Say Almost Everyday

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4. Hey, you lost weight!

Ya right. Either it’s her, or my eyes shrunk.

19 Most Common Lies We Say Almost Everyday

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5. My car broke down.

Which means…. I was up all night partying with my friends and got up pretty pretty hungover.

19 Most Common Lies We Say Almost Everyday

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6. I’ll call you back in minute.

Sure, if ‘a minute’ means a week or maybe even a month or two. Or never.

19 Most Common Lies We Say Almost Everyday

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7. I already knew this.

Oh good lord what was that?! Main kya, not even my pappa ji knew it.

19 Most Common Lies We Say Almost Everyday

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8. I’ll be turning 25 this year.

So consistent…been turning 25 for three years now! I must look really convincing! Whoo hoo!!

19 Most Common Lies We Say Almost Everyday

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9. Sorry, I can’t afford this.

Oh yeah! It is cutting a big hole in my small budget for the weekly Dolce and Gabanna!

19 Most Common Lies We Say Almost Everyday

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10. I’m dieting these days.

This one’s true. I diet after every breakfast, then after a 7 course lunch and even after a light dinner of butter chicken and tandoori naan.

19 Most Common Lies We Say Almost Everyday

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11. I’m stuck in an important meeting.

The message is crystal clear. I don’t want to see your shitty face.

19 Most Common Lies We Say Almost Everyday

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12. We are just good friends.

In the office hours yes… (lunch time not applicable).

19 Most Common Lies We Say Almost Everyday

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13. You were terrific!

Oh god oh god!! Please tell me you will never sing again!

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14. I’ll start this from tomorrow pakka!

Tomorrow Never Comes…good movie, wasn’t it?

19 Most Common Lies We Say Almost Everyday

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15. Sorry, my parent’s said no.

Ya as if my parents even care for me lending you my red heels to somebody.

19 Most Common Lies We Say Almost Everyday

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16. I’m very busy these days. Yes, playing video games and doodling does that to you.

19 Most Common Lies We Say Almost Everyday

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17. I absolutely love it!

Thank you so much for it. Ya, that sure solved my problem of what I’ll be gifting in the wedding I’m attending next week.

19 Most Common Lies We Say Almost Everyday

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18. I didn’t do it!

Who to pin it on? Who to pin it on!!!

19 Most Common Lies We Say Almost Everyday

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19. Oh yeah absolutely!

What was it again?!!

19 Most Common Lies We Say Almost Everyday

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