Some people in your life are permanent geysers. They can never be impressed no matter what you do and how much.
No mom in this world would ever be impressed by your novel method of making ‘aaloo gobhi’ or if you put a bed-sheet with the flowers facing north when they (according to her) should have been facing west.
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No matter what you do, he will never be fully impressed. ‘Ifs’ and ‘buts’ are his constant partners. “If you had done this concept funny it would have been better”. “…But why the hell did you make it funny.”
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The day she became a mother-in-law, or when the day her son informed her she is going to be one, she became the epitome of snobbery. Is this the way to make a roti? That is not the way you keep my son’s files. They should be right angled to the laptop.
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Dads and guys are never a match. “ Just 96%? Where did the 4% go? Mr. Desai’s son got 98!” Even if you climbed the mount Everest they would be still like, “Tum thoda aur fast nahin kar sakte the? 3 days?!!!”.
Girlfriends are vicious creatures. Bring them roses, “why aren’t they red? Yellow ones are for friendship”. Arrange a surprise birthday bash for them, “Why did you have to call her. I hate her”! They DO NOT GET IMPRESSRED!!
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They are the worst. You can’t live with them and you can’t stay without them either. “I won the trophy for inter-school swimming competition!”.. “Eh”.
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7. Best friend
This is another one from the snob factory. “Chal be ye kya jhand gadi uthai hai?”… But thank god this one, we can give a gaali to. “ Abe tere baap ne bhi koi gadi dekhi hai kabhi. “
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