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7 Ways Our Bollywood Actresses Prove They Are Actually Heroines When It Comes To Saving Their Movies’ A**

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Bollywood makes some amazing movies no doubt. But it also true, many rather most of its movies are actually bogus and are nothing but worth being in trash box! No story. Neither relevance. And yet they create wonders on the internet and many a times even on the box office… And often the credit goes to the ravishing and bold actresses. If only it hadn’t been for these…..

1. Shake Thy Leg Baby

They have nothing to bring to the table except for their thumkas that create dhoom!! Even the lines of the songs they lip-sync in their movies is more than the actual lines they get to speak in the film!! But still they become the talk of the town with their grooves…even more attracting than the story itself!! Story? What story?!!

7 Ways Our Bollywood Actresses Prove They Are Actually Heroines When It Comes To Saving Their Movies' A**

image source/ Yash Raj Films

 

2. It’s All About Fashion Honey

The movie has no substance. The screenplay is dull. And the dialogues? One syllable…. Phusssssss…… But still the movie becomes the hot topic of discussion and even for one time watch.. How?!! Why?!! Because of the glitteratti!! If that’s even a word. From Christian Dior to Ferragamo.. It should be all about high end fashion if not an impactive storyline. Oh!! Ai Shi.

7 Ways Our Bollywood Actresses Prove They Are Actually Heroines When It Comes To Saving Their Movies' A**

image source/ PVR Pictures- Anil Kapoor Films Company- MAD Entertainment Ltd.- Eros International

 

3. Drop em’ Like You Never Donned Them

The decades old mantra still goes strong. Drop more clothes than all your dialogues put together and Voilà!! You’ve got yourself some steamy soup for everyone to get drawn to the theatres… At least now they won’t ‘murder’ you for making that movie.

7 Ways Our Bollywood Actresses Prove They Are Actually Heroines When It Comes To Saving Their Movies' A**

image source/ Vishesh Films- T Series

 

4. Smooth Like An Airport Runway

Put that vacuum cleaner at home to good use and suck out the life from your body… Cuz unless you don’t start looking like a dehydrated prune, you are noway going to pull off that tashan! Well, this is what we all need in a two and a half hour long movie isn’t it?

7 Ways Our Bollywood Actresses Prove They Are Actually Heroines When It Comes To Saving Their Movies' A**

image source/ Yash Raj Films

 

5. Gain It To Gain Something

Or perhaps gain some ‘extra’ tonnes to ‘fit’ or perhaps somehow squeeze yourself into that role. Mix a little s** talk, garnish with some boldness and boy!! You have a dirty picture ready!!

7 Ways Our Bollywood Actresses Prove They Are Actually Heroines When It Comes To Saving Their Movies' A**

image source/ ALT Entertainment- Balaji Motion Pictures

P.S. Kidding apart the movie was really something to watch.

 

6. Kiss Your Way To Success

No story?!!! How do we make a film then?!! Don’t fret miss…better kiss. And not once, or twice.. That’s passé. Make it 17.  And before you know it, your movie chale ya na chale, it will be on everybody’s lips and you…. the next hot thing!! Bang on!

7 Ways Our Bollywood Actresses Prove They Are Actually Heroines When It Comes To Saving Their Movies' A**

image source/ Vishesh Films

7 Ways Our Bollywood Actresses Prove They Are Actually Heroines When It Comes To Saving Their Movies' A**

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7. Make Way For Hot Showers

The successors of the burning looove and kisses is the latest bathtub and shower scenes… What if it doesn’t go with the movie type. You want to sell your film or not?!! Then, better pound and beat and make the grains as fine as possible that it may fill all the gaps and holes in the movie. Then wash the nonsense down the shower drain.

7 Ways Our Bollywood Actresses Prove They Are Actually Heroines When It Comes To Saving Their Movies' A**

image source/ Balaji Motion Picture / Featured Image Source/ Yash Raj Films


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