With all the bad reviews and jokes swarming over the internet and media about how Roy is so pathetic, we actually have something different to tell you. Roy was not so bad after all. No. Seriously. OK it was suffocating, nauseating and torturous too but that was all purposeful. Really. Because Roy was actually a test of love. Yeah. Don’t believe us? Read on.
Released just a day before the V Day, it was thoughtfully designed to test the depth and seriousness of your love for your sweetheart. Now, did you too go to watch the movie on Valentine’s day with him? Well then you would know it too. So, this is how this test worked, to answer some of the most important questions of any relationship….
1. How appreciative are you of your bae’s efforts?
a) You kiss him despite the torture he bought tickets to, only so he could feel good. Though your evil side is making all kinds of nasty plans of strangling him in his sleep.
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b) You give in to your evil buddy and slap him right there for making you go through this hell.
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2. How attentive are you when he does something for you?
a) You had your own game going on.. you put your head on his shoulder, fall asleep but wake up in a jiffy all for him.
b) You doze off. How can anyone watch this movie which was slower than a ride on Luna and not fall asleep?!!
3. How much interest do you take in your partner’s passions?
a) You strained your ears and your brain to understand who was Roy? And what was going on in the story anyway? And above all, was there a story at all?!!
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b) You sat there, you smiled at your bae every time he looked at you and you ate your popcorn. Then you checked your work mail and cursed why you took a leave.
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4. Will you stand by him all your life?
a) You held on your theatre seat though the mismatched Punjabi chittiyan kalaiyan by Malaysian singer gave you life-threatening seizures.
b) You broke open the exit door and ran away for your life leaving your SO on his own. And added with a snort… ‘Sorry Bro’.
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If you got most answers ‘a)’ then you are in true love. But if they are ‘b)’ you are an honest person who doesn’t like to fake and understands you are too young too die such a tragic death.
But while you were getting grilled by the movie and were going through a test or whatever, this is how Ranbir Kapoor’s girlfriend reacted when he took her for watching Roy with him.
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So….Even his gf couldn’t help hide the irritation the movie caused her. Sorry bro! 😉
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